lauriejuspeczyk:

those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present

kardashy:

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE THEY WILL LIKE YOU BACK

weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

brigantes:

girls on their periods

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

videohall:

3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.

tastefullyoffensive:

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